Saturday, January 14, 2012

Anniversary Post - One Year of Mancave Madnesss (That's Right, 3 S's y'all)

In 5 short hours, The Montana Mancave Massacre will have officially been the reason for going online for a full year. Looking over my posts from the past year, I'm disappointed that I haven't been able to blog nearly as much as I'd like to, but I'm also proud at what I've done and extremely grateful for the friends I've made in the horror blogging community. You're the reason I do this, and for the past year, you've been my main source of inspiration not to toss myself off a bridge. So thanks for that...

This past week I've been in a rut and in no mood to celebrate my 1-year anniversary with an epic film-fest followed by a self-congratulatory write-up. Instead, I was more in the mood to have my ego (feverishly) stroked by someone else. So, as a Blogday gift to myself, I've asked my good friend Tucker from the always hilarious If We Made It podcast to write a gushing essay about how awesome I am (seriously, that was the assignment). Not only did Tucker make me feel a little better about myself, he also reminded me of how I totally owned that posse of little ten-year-old shits with dart guns in Boise. So I proudly present to you the offical Montana Mancave Massacre First Blogday Asskiss starring Tucker Battrell:

This Sunday marks the one year anniversary of the Montana Mancave Massacre blog, which is brought to us by one Marvin the Macabre. Marvin and I go way back. Aside from being a connoisseur of the horrific, he is also an excellent writer and a great human being. Sure, he may make light of even the most obscene acts of depravity, but that's what makes him macabre. This is a man of action and principle. For example, he was one of the main players in an impromptu toy gun battle with several neighborhood children. I believe he came away from that with several kills. Five little ears strung on a piece of twine around Marvin's neck serve as a reminder of his heroism and cruelty. On principle he once took a several miles long walk to avoid sitting through even one lousy Chuck Norris film. But beyond being a man of taste in cinema and distinction in battle, Marvin is a dear friend, even if he did defend Gladiator.

I, along with our mutual friend Jeff, have a podcast called If We Made It, which Marvin has been a loyal listener and frequent contributor. Marvin's blog has been a continuing source of inspiration in the past year. His witty insights into the horror genre and his obscure recommendations have given us much to ponder when approaching certain films on our podcast. While we don't exclusively deal in horror, it is one of our passions and The Montana Mancave Massacre is a go-to spot for funny and interesting insight into classics we adore (The Lost Boys), lesser known fare one would be better off avoiding (Live Feed), and provides the kick in the ass I need to check out new classics (Martyrs). I value Marvin's blog and hope for many more successful years of his signature stellar content, but more than that I value Marvin as a friend. Happy anniversary to the man and the Mancave.

Tucker Battrell

Okay, for the record, I thought I walked out on the Charles Bronson movie, but then again I'm getting old and can't remember shit. Thanks Tucker for the slobber and please everyone, go check out Tucker and Jeff at http://ifwemadeit.blogspot.com. And pretty please, add to the asskissathon by commenting on this post and telling me how awesome I am. Believe me, I need the boost. And as always, a thousand thanks for reading.

13 comments:

  1. Woo hoo! Congrats on your one year dude! You've had some great posts! This round is on me! *opens a bottle of bubbly for everyone*

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  2. Well done on the year! :D Love your blog - keep up the good work. :)

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  3. You're awesome and happy blogoversary! :) How nice that you have such a flattering friend to call on for this. I'm glad that I ran across your blog, because it's been interesting and informative!

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  4. Congrats, dude! Here's to many more massacres!

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  5. I get nervous when the things I like tick over 1 year old... that's usually when the warranty runs out and they stop working.

    I sincerely hope that doesn't happen with the thoroughly awesome MMM blog.

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  6. Oh sweet! A year of weird flicks already, and on my birthday, too! COngrats, dude!

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  7. Eh. I've known for basically 20 years now that you're awesome. But happy anniversary with your blog, and thanks for the inspiration to watch some movies I wouldn't have given a chance to (or even heard of) otherwise.

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  8. Congrats on a fantastic year of horror and blogging. Keep up the great work. I look forward to more blood splattered entries, and hope we can collaborate even more in the future.

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  9. Hey all, thanks for the love. I'll have you know that I've got a 3-year warranty on this puppy, so you've got at least another 2 years of quality blogging. After that, things may get a little wonky. I'll still do it, but will become increasingly incoherent until all you'll get out of me is some all caps gibberish about the size of all these damned rats.

    Here's to the future!

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  10. Congrats, dude! Hope we can collaborate even more in the future.

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  11. Even more than what? Oh I get it, this is an ad. Well, send me a screener and maybe I'll give you some more free publicity. Not saying that it will necessarily be good publicity, but still...

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  12. I'm pretty sure it was Chuck Norris. I think if it were Bronson I may have been less understanding. But, I've been wrong before and you should know more than I what might make you just start walking and never stop.

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  13. Let's agree that it was Chuck Norris then. But allow me to disclaim that this was before internet memes made him cool again. Or cool in the first place.

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